Feb 8, 2012

I it Hate when Adolf Hitler steals my Nutella

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    1. Why do you think Hitler killed millions? He had NAS (Nutella Addiction Syndrome)

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    2. both my parents died in the holocaust so f u ok

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    3. Then how are u here?

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    4. he dropped down from the sky. thats why his/her face is so f'ed up

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    5. Look out, we got a bad ass here!
      What are you, 60? 19, Mar, 2:49PM
      I agree 6:39PM. Lol

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    6. I know right, me too, someone needs to teach him a lesson!

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    7. omg da fuk did i read?

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    8. I killed my uncle







      ...With my penis

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    9. you are amazing

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    10. I hate it when boobs... No actually , i can't hate boobs. Boobs are amazing.

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    11. your asshole is bigger than the wow world

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    12. You guys are Fucking Immature. Grow Up. I can see why you guys waste your life's on here, because you have nothing better to do but put people down and talk nasty. get a life and Grow the Fuck Up . -.-

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    13. Immature is a word boring people use a against fun people

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    14. 8125923381 thisgirl sends nudes for real just ask her

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    15. Fuck yeah she does!

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    16. Too bad..... She burned the toast, SHE IS NO LONGER WORTHY OF NUTELLA!!! If the toast burns, make another because your nutella deserves better!

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    17. I hate it when my doctor puts me on bed rest due to me taking a arrow to the knee

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    18. wow i cannot believe how stupid you are! really! Do you think you are funny?! Do you really think it is "cool" to write stuff like this down? This is bullshit! Hitler is an asshole and he was stupid so why do you make fun of something like this? He killed millions of people so just shut up and think before you write something down like this!

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    19. jed's a faggot.

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    20. FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    21. kadin is a fucking queer cunt.!

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    22. shutup u and sahil poke eachothers steens

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    23. oh my god all you haters why the hell did you go on this website? did you Google "i hate it when hitler steals my nutella" to irritate people?

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    24. fucking ae slut.

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    25. Why the fuck would Hiler come from hell and eat ur nutella that shit is nasty and I WORK FOR JOHN GOTTI

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    26. nutella is in fact not nasty and hitler just loves nutella it was all a misunderstanding he only killed 5 million people but its OK cuz he gave my nutellla back

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  2. ...
    and i hate it when im studying and a velociraptor throws bananas at me..
    i just damn hate it...

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    1. Yeah, damn those velociraptors

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    2. Bitch please ....I have one throw rusty nails at me and another throw lemon juice... but at least i smell fresh and citrusy!!

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    3. If you know what i mean!!! ;) Tee hee omg DA FUK IS PEEPS PROBLEM????????????? B******************************

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  3. I hate it when hitler steals my nutella

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    1. me too bitch

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    2. No wonder your name is manwhore.

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    3. Here's what happened. Hitler is stealing the nutella in order to feed is undead army, that's right he's really alive. He's mad that the velociraptors (who throw bananas)captured candy mountain before he could. The only thing you can do now is go to your local Taco Bell and ask for a box of fancy tuna. They will then give you a panda and some Hitler Repellent. You must then spray it on the outside of your nutella and if Hitler tries to take it again he will undergo spontaneous combustion. He will the come back to life and then try to steal nutella from some one else and your nutella will be safe again!
      Your Welcome

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  4. i hate it when a noodle chokes me at night while im in bed.... ._____________.. smfh.

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  5. I hate it when a purple walurs steals my apricots ;)

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  6. i hate it when ur mom goes to town to buy bananas

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  7. I hate it when Castro poops on my salad! Does anyone know where I could get salad that Castro can not get in. PostScript: Dafaq!

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    1. make one at home or does castro live in your closet ready to poop on your salad?

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  8. i hate when voldemort uses my shampoo..

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    1. XD Da fuq? Narwales narwales swinin in the ocean...

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  9. I hate it when Zeus forgets that he owes me money...

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    1. I hate it when comments have more than three replies, so noone else comment on this comment!

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    2. i hate it when people bitch about stupid shit

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    3. i hate it when people bitch about other people bitching.

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  10. i hate i hate it jokes

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    1. i hate it when people read an i hate it joke then scroll down just to comment "i hate i hate it jokes" >:)

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    2. I hate I hate it jokes

      ;)

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    3. Ya know I think it's really stupid how people use like omg u got trolled and shit like tht in real life situations I mean it's like hoe, keep it in the comp room

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  11. i hate it when i am in jail and the toilet is clogged. stupid prostitutes

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  12. I hate it when i cut my birthday cake and it yells at me!!! Then a hobo jumps out and starts dancing to sexy and i know it!

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  13. I hate it when i hit myself with a knife and it hurts. i hate it when i trip over my dish washer and land on a pointy stick, stupid gravity!

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    1. No, gravity is not stupid, it just hates you.

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  14. mememememmeemmemeMarch 19, 2012 at 9:18 AM

    I hate it when a chinchilla eats the universe.

    I hate it when a music box steals my life.

    I hate it when a lamp eats my pie.

    I hate it when the oatmeal (comic) sits in my trashcan.

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    1. sallythecukoobirdMarch 19, 2012 at 9:22 AM

      yeah, all that stuff is bad, but not as bad as when my grandmother eats my pants!!!!!!!

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    2. TinFoilGirlGoTIn!!!!March 19, 2012 at 9:24 AM

      isn't that soooo annoying!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?~!?!?!?!??!?

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    3. You people are dumb. :/

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    4. Whadupwitdat? (pronounced what up wit dat)

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    5. then why can't you just spell it like that?

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    6. Because it's more fun to say it this way...

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  15. TheVeryFunnyPunnyBunnyMarch 19, 2012 at 9:28 AM

    not as annoying as when my scarf eats my banana!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Yeah, that happened to me (all the time!!!!!!!!)

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  16. TheCarotLadyLovesHamstersMarch 19, 2012 at 9:32 AM

    Sometimes I like to lay on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot.

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    1. NanaNanaBooBooILikePie!!!!March 19, 2012 at 9:36 AM

      Hey, I do that all the time!!!!!!!!!!

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    2. Does anyone else know these people?

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    3. Sometimes I like to hang glide on a Dorito.

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    4. GET AWAY STUPID RABBIT!!!!!!

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    5. Pshh, I don't lay down and pretend imma carrot, I sit against a wall and play tomato... B)

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    6. when i get bored i like to glue my hands to my ass and pretend im a butterfly

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  17. I hate it wen aliens play with my ps3

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  18. I hate it when Robocop eats my dishes

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    1. Lmao this is the only really stupid but funny ish one here

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  19. i hate it when bad jokes are told

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    1. I hate it when people are having fun and then one person starts being a humbug.

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  20. Nutella wasn't even around when the great Hitler roamed the world. All you stupid fucking kids trying to be hip. It is a shitty caption.

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    1. Ur moms a shitty caption >XD

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    2. the great hitler r u fucking stupid u nazi bitch

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    3. Nutella® spread, in its earliest form, was created in the 1940s by Mr. Pietro Ferrero, a pastry maker and founder of the Ferrero company. At the time, there was very little chocolate because cocoa was in short supply due to World War II rationing.

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    4. Owned. ^
      Took me 10 seconds. I had fun
      Sources:
      http://www.nutellausa.com/history.htm

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    5. u r so mean original commenter.

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    6. I hate when people like the original commenter take the fun out of a post and comment made for laughing about and at. Come on be a kid for once and get your head out of a aristocratic atitude like you are always right and own the f***ing world. Just have fun with it and chill out.

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    7. Dude are you fucking serious about the Great Hitler? I mean he only killed about 6 million Jews plus countless other nationalities and people of different religions. Yeah that makes him Great. Hitler was not great at all. In fact, I hope another Hitler rises and wipes out your religion/ race and with you as the first victim you asshole. You fucking suck. Cuz now my whole day is fucking shot to shit.

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    8. Great and good are seldom found in the same man.

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    9. Hitler was pretty great...f*cking jews dont hate

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    10. Hitler was a great leader, but morally a horrible person. Hitler could have done many good things had he applied more of his skills to something other than killing civilians.

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  21. I hate it when i'm sat down and a camel jumps at me with a bottle of whiskey and smashes it on my cowboys face

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  22. i hate it when my coach says cup check, and slaps my moms camell... If you know what I mean!!!

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  23. i hate it when both Jesus while riding a dinosaur and the lochness monster ask me for $3.50! lucky i am out of nutella...

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  24. DUHHHH fuk, all of these VIRGINS

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    1. Get a life and hate something

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  25. I hate it that i laughed to literally 98.9% of these >_>

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  26. CranberryCheesecakeIsYummyMarch 28, 2012 at 9:36 AM

    I hate it when my tape measure explodes.

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    1. That was so touching, I'm crying

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  28. I hate it when it rains outside and there is an old man waiting around the corner with candies while a schizoprenic elephant shits on the ground the words ''Welcome'' for an alien spaceship on mission to invade the Earth using Dolly Parton records as mass destruction weapon.

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    1. DAFUQ?!?!?!? xD

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    2. Ofmg, it's raining outside... I'm scared

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    3. BAHAHAHA!! So true.... so true. **wipes tear from eyes** Don't ya just HATE it when that happens?!

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  29. Go down fu**in Israel

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    1. Go down fu**ng Capitalism

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  30. Im dead because of him and now im famous. I HATE YOU HITLER

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    1. B**tch he made you famous hitler is amazingly nice

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  31. I hate it when i'm trying to catch a blue butterfly and the Thalmor arrests me for worshiping Talos

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    1. You will burn on the stake

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    2. YARL ULFRIC STOARMCLOAKMay 18, 2012 at 2:34 PM

      Shut the f*** up Thalmor dog

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    3. Perform the Black Sacrament, we'll get rid of them.

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    4. What the fuck are you people smokin cuz I have no idea what u talkin bout

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    5. I hate it when dragon skeletons fly backwards and kill me.

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    6. I hate it when the bounty for punching a chicken in the face is the same as the bounty for nearly murdering the innkeeper.

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  32. I hate it when ur all up in my business.................IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  33. MY GOD ITS SO LONG AND CRUNCHY!!!!!!!!!


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    __________

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  34. i hate when hitler fucks and sucks

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    1. i share your pain

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    2. Why do you hate that?

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  35. I hate when all these comments make no FU***NG SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. AmazedByTheTotallyWeirdAndDumbnessApril 7, 2012 at 10:18 PM

      I hate it when people think that comments on a nonsensical post should make sense..................and so on...

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    2. I hate it when these I hate it comments go on forever....

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  36. why would you even comment that youre parents died in the holocaust. ARE you proud of it?..

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  37. I hate it when I kill my uncle with my penis.

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  38. HEY MY GRANDPA DIED IN THE HOLOCAUST, FELL OFF THE GUARD TOWER.

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    1. MINE DIED BECAUSE HE WAS EATEN BY DISGUSTING JEWS

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    2. I hate it when Nazi's think they're good enough to be eaten!!

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    3. Jews suck...c'mon hitler lets go

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  39. Not gonna lie — I laughed at the first reply at 7:51.


    I hate it when baboons play hopscotch on my lawn.

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    1. I completely understand that post. ;)

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    2. Вот она - мировая известность. Русские начали срать в коментах.

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    3. øµ© †˙冠ˆß ßø ƒ®ˆç˚´˜ ç®åΩ¥

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    4. я полностью понял что сообщение. Так Хехехе вам тоже.

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    5. Я люблю это чудо техники позволяет ответить на этот комментарий так просто!

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    6. КристоферMay 20, 2012 at 11:03 PM

      Должен любить Россию он путает так много людей, ахаха = D

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  41. i hate it when jesus rides dinosaurs in my house

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  42. i hate it when my mum is giving me a lapdance and i realize it's my DAD IN DRAG!

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  43. I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times and eats my hands

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    1. Dearest Anonymous that totally pwned the original poster,
      You are my hero. I love you.
      Warmest Retards,
      ME!

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    2. whoops.....posted on the wrong thing.... oh well. that was supposed to go to the Nutella guy that sounded like a walking encyclopedia that pwned the anonymous nazi.

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  44. There is something very disturbing with this whole concept. So u just think up random shit, post it and then wait for someone with even less to do than u to make up even more ridiculous shit and post it? ???

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    1. yep, pretty much, got any "I hate" jokes?

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    2. I DO! I DO! I HATE IT WHEN PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS START HAVING S** IN MY ROOM

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  45. I hate it when water isn't applesauce.

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  46. I hate when everytime a white person is killed by a black person and isnt racised but when a black person is killed by a white person then mostly everyone says its racist[mostly other black people] and no im not being racist especially because I didnt use all !¡!¡!¡!@%$¿?

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    1. I also hate it how black think cuz they didn't get something they say EHY IS IT CUZ IM BLACK?

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    2. You guys are both right when a white person say nigger(which means stupid) its offensive but a black person say white cracker being rude about it and the white guy is supposed to act cool like nothing happend thats BS

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  47. I hate when evolutionists totally ignore and try to hide evidence against evolution.

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  48. EAT PIE MOTHAH FUKAS

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  49. When does the Narwhale bacon

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    1. Midnight: D

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    2. midnight!!!!!!!!!!

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  50. I hate it when I'm textin and my phone decides to be a ninja, slipping through my hands and attacking my face

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    1. That is some amazing sh*t... :D only my phone turns into a pirate and starts giving my lamp lap dances.

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  51. I hate it when my carrot eats my dog

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  52. I hate it when you guys write here only SHITS

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  53. i hate it when a horse named Bob chews on my hair and explodes

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  54. i hate it wen your gf takes your nutella -.-

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  55. I hate it when my boyfriend and I are fucking and I fart out of my vagina.

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  56. I hate it when I'm sitting in school suppose to be doing a project but decide to comment on stupid shit like this.

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  57. I hate it when people come up to me and ask me if I'm a member of the IBTC.
    IBTC- Itty Bitty Titty Comitty.

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  58. I hate it when I'm sucking my boyfriends dick and he cums chocolate. I'm kidding. I don't hate it. I think it's fucking awesome!

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  59. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ;D i love how i think about you guys when im asleep :)

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    1. WHOA!!!!!!!!! You posted from the FUTURE!!!! Haha,just kidding. Where are you from? Like what country. (I wanna know the time zone, 'cause I am in the U.S.A. and it is only 1:54 P.M.) you are probably asleep if you posted that at 8:57 P.M. of today... Lol.

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  60. I hate it when you get to the bottom of this page and have nothing more to do...

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  61. i hate it when i have to go to school aND GET YELLED AT CUZ I POSTING STUFF ON THIS SITW

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  62. I hate it when my cat gets the new high score

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  63. Shut the fuck up!

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  64. I hate it when people talk shit about a site that their on.

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  65. this is fucking stupid

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  66. This shit is so immature. Stop commenting on something that you have no idea about.

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    1. SHUTTTTTTTT UPPPPPPPP!!! THIS IS A JOKE YOU FUCKING RETARD!

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  67. Dont u hate it when this happens

    I feel so lonely coz half u guys are just dumb retards looking for a life

    Your answer







    PLAY COD

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  68. i hate that im dyslexic...

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  69. I Hate it when Narwals touch my balls....

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  70. Gotta love Hitler. So sexy, vrrrau.

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  71. I hate it when my door turns into a ninja and throws carrots at me..... _._

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  72. I hate it when I watch porn aand n ad climaxes from everywhere and ruins it

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  73. Pudding, that is all

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  74. fuckers........stop it all

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  75. sahil kang likes cock in his mouth

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  76. Jacob doclit brown likes cock in his ass :L

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  77. sahil has bum sex with hsi daddy every night and then makes his mum lick the sheets

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  78. I hate it when there's no daaaaaaaaaaamn food in the whole house.

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  79. I hate it when the lawnmower leaves the toilet seat up. AGAIN!

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