Feb 8, 2012

I it Hate when Adolf Hitler steals my Nutella

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    1. both my parents died in the holocaust so f u ok

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    2. Then how are u here?

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    3. he dropped down from the sky. thats why his/her face is so f'ed up

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    4. Look out, we got a bad ass here!
      What are you, 60? 19, Mar, 2:49PM
      I agree 6:39PM. Lol

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    5. I know right, me too, someone needs to teach him a lesson!

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    6. omg da fuk did i read?

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    7. you are amazing

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    8. I hate it when boobs... No actually , i can't hate boobs. Boobs are amazing.

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    9. Immature is a word boring people use a against fun people

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    10. 8125923381 thisgirl sends nudes for real just ask her

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    11. Too bad..... She burned the toast, SHE IS NO LONGER WORTHY OF NUTELLA!!! If the toast burns, make another because your nutella deserves better!

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    12. I hate it when my doctor puts me on bed rest due to me taking a arrow to the knee

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    13. FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    14. shutup u and sahil poke eachothers steens

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    15. oh my god all you haters why the hell did you go on this website? did you Google "i hate it when hitler steals my nutella" to irritate people?

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    16. nutella is in fact not nasty and hitler just loves nutella it was all a misunderstanding he only killed 5 million people but its OK cuz he gave my nutellla back

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    17. WHAT DID CHA SAY NIGGA?!?! LAOALAOLAOALOALAOAL

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    18. (828)429-1647 <---- she sends nudes just ask for em

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    19. Yay the Nutella is back :D lol

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    20. Hiter was an terrible, awful, evil human being and the world would have been better off without him in my opinion. BUT the remains that he MURDERED THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE, MOTHERS, FATHERS, AND CHILDREN!!! AND NO DOUBT HE REPAYED ALL THAT WITH HIS SOUL, BECAUSE HE IS PROBABLY IN HELL!!! All I have to say is that if you think this is funny AT ALL then picture this,your at home and all of a sudden soldiers bust in and take you and your family away FOR NO REASON!!! and you end up in a concentration camp you watch as people get executed and beaten. BUT YEAH... THERE ARE ALWAYS. GOING TO BE PEOPLE THAT THINK EVERYTHING IS FUNNY.... THIS WAS A HORRIBLE TIME IN HISTORY FOR JEWS!!! IT IS WRONG TO THINK IT IS FUNNY AND I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND WHY. YOU THINK IITS FUNNY I HONESTLY DONT IF YOU HAD TO GO THROUGH THIS YOU WOULDN'T BE LAUGHING BECAUSE YOU WOUKLD BE DEAD UNLESS YOUMWERE LUCKY ENOUGH TO SURVIVE!!!! AND WTF DOES HITLER HAVE TO DO WITH NUTELLA ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!

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    21. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF IS THIS BULLSH*T AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFUUUUUU-

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    22. DID THIS MATHAFAKA JUST SAY THAT ITS OKAY THAT HITLER KILLED 5 MILLION PEOPLE !!!!!!!!
      ........ son of a gun

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  2. ...
    and i hate it when im studying and a velociraptor throws bananas at me..
    i just damn hate it...

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    1. Yeah, damn those velociraptors

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    2. Bitch please ....I have one throw rusty nails at me and another throw lemon juice... but at least i smell fresh and citrusy!!

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    3. If you know what i mean!!! ;) Tee hee omg DA FUK IS PEEPS PROBLEM????????????? B******************************

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    4. Yes I have a problem... weirdos

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  3. I hate it when hitler steals my nutella

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    1. No wonder your name is manwhore.

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    2. Here's what happened. Hitler is stealing the nutella in order to feed is undead army, that's right he's really alive. He's mad that the velociraptors (who throw bananas)captured candy mountain before he could. The only thing you can do now is go to your local Taco Bell and ask for a box of fancy tuna. They will then give you a panda and some Hitler Repellent. You must then spray it on the outside of your nutella and if Hitler tries to take it again he will undergo spontaneous combustion. He will the come back to life and then try to steal nutella from some one else and your nutella will be safe again!
      Your Welcome

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    3. And i can keep the panda?

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  4. i hate it when a noodle chokes me at night while im in bed.... ._____________.. smfh.

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  5. I hate it when a purple walurs steals my apricots ;)

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  6. i hate it when ur mom goes to town to buy bananas

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  7. I hate it when Castro poops on my salad! Does anyone know where I could get salad that Castro can not get in. PostScript: Dafaq!

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    1. make one at home or does castro live in your closet ready to poop on your salad?

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  8. i hate when voldemort uses my shampoo..

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    1. XD Da fuq? Narwales narwales swinin in the ocean...

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  9. I hate it when Zeus forgets that he owes me money...

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    1. I hate it when comments have more than three replies, so noone else comment on this comment!

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    2. i hate it when people bitch about other people bitching.

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  10. i hate i hate it jokes

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    1. i hate it when people read an i hate it joke then scroll down just to comment "i hate i hate it jokes" >:)

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    2. I hate I hate it jokes

      ;)

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    3. Ya know I think it's really stupid how people use like omg u got trolled and shit like tht in real life situations I mean it's like hoe, keep it in the comp room

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  11. I hate it when i cut my birthday cake and it yells at me!!! Then a hobo jumps out and starts dancing to sexy and i know it!

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  12. I hate it when a chinchilla eats the universe.

    I hate it when a music box steals my life.

    I hate it when a lamp eats my pie.

    I hate it when the oatmeal (comic) sits in my trashcan.

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    1. yeah, all that stuff is bad, but not as bad as when my grandmother eats my pants!!!!!!!

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    2. TinFoilGirlGoTIn!!!!March 19, 2012 at 9:24 AM

      isn't that soooo annoying!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?~!?!?!?!??!?

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    3. Whadupwitdat? (pronounced what up wit dat)

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    4. then why can't you just spell it like that?

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    5. Because it's more fun to say it this way...

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  13. TheVeryFunnyPunnyBunnyMarch 19, 2012 at 9:28 AM

    not as annoying as when my scarf eats my banana!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Yeah, that happened to me (all the time!!!!!!!!)

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  14. TheCarotLadyLovesHamstersMarch 19, 2012 at 9:32 AM

    Sometimes I like to lay on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot.

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    1. NanaNanaBooBooILikePie!!!!March 19, 2012 at 9:36 AM

      Hey, I do that all the time!!!!!!!!!!

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    2. Does anyone else know these people?

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    3. Sometimes I like to hang glide on a Dorito.

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    4. Pshh, I don't lay down and pretend imma carrot, I sit against a wall and play tomato... B)

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  15. I hate it wen aliens play with my ps3

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  16. I hate it when Robocop eats my dishes

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    1. Lmao this is the only really stupid but funny ish one here

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  17. i hate it when bad jokes are told

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    1. I hate it when people are having fun and then one person starts being a humbug.

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  18. I hate it when i'm sat down and a camel jumps at me with a bottle of whiskey and smashes it on my cowboys face

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  19. i hate it when my coach says cup check, and slaps my moms camell... If you know what I mean!!!

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  20. i hate it when both Jesus while riding a dinosaur and the lochness monster ask me for $3.50! lucky i am out of nutella...

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  21. DUHHHH fuk, all of these VIRGINS

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  22. I hate it that i laughed to literally 98.9% of these >_>

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  23. Nutella® spread, in its earliest form, was created in the 1940s by Mr. Pietro Ferrero, a pastry maker and founder of the Ferrero company. At the time, there was very little chocolate because cocoa was in short supply due to World War II rationing.

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  24. Owned. ^
    Took me 10 seconds. I had fun
    Sources:
    http://www.nutellausa.com/history.htm

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  25. CranberryCheesecakeIsYummyMarch 28, 2012 at 9:36 AM

    I hate it when my tape measure explodes.

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  26. No, gravity is not stupid, it just hates you.

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  27. I hate it when it rains outside and there is an old man waiting around the corner with candies while a schizoprenic elephant shits on the ground the words ''Welcome'' for an alien spaceship on mission to invade the Earth using Dolly Parton records as mass destruction weapon.

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    1. DAFUQ?!?!?!? xD

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    2. Ofmg, it's raining outside... I'm scared

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    3. BAHAHAHA!! So true.... so true. **wipes tear from eyes** Don't ya just HATE it when that happens?!

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  28. I hate it when i'm trying to catch a blue butterfly and the Thalmor arrests me for worshiping Talos

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    1. You will burn on the stake

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    2. I hate it when dragon skeletons fly backwards and kill me.

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    3. I hate it when the bounty for punching a chicken in the face is the same as the bounty for nearly murdering the innkeeper.

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  29. I hate it when ur all up in my business.................IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  30. MY GOD ITS SO LONG AND CRUNCHY!!!!!!!!!


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  31. u r so mean original commenter.

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  32. AmazedByTheTotallyWeirdAndDumbnessApril 7, 2012 at 10:18 PM

    I hate it when people think that comments on a nonsensical post should make sense..................and so on...

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  33. I hate it when these I hate it comments go on forever....

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  34. HEY MY GRANDPA DIED IN THE HOLOCAUST, FELL OFF THE GUARD TOWER.

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    1. I hate it when Nazi's think they're good enough to be eaten!!

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  35. Not gonna lie — I laughed at the first reply at 7:51.


    I hate it when baboons play hopscotch on my lawn.

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    1. I completely understand that post. ;)

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    2. Вот она - мировая известность. Русские начали срать в коментах.

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    3. øµ© †˙冠ˆß ßø ƒ®ˆç˚´˜ ç®åΩ¥

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    4. я полностью понял что сообщение. Так Хехехе вам тоже.

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    5. Я люблю это чудо техники позволяет ответить на этот комментарий так просто!

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    6. КристоферMay 20, 2012 at 11:03 PM

      Должен любить Россию он путает так много людей, ахаха = D

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  37. I hate when people like the original commenter take the fun out of a post and comment made for laughing about and at. Come on be a kid for once and get your head out of a aristocratic atitude like you are always right and own the f***ing world. Just have fun with it and chill out.

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  38. i hate it when jesus rides dinosaurs in my house

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  39. i hate it when my mum is giving me a lapdance and i realize it's my DAD IN DRAG!

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  40. I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times and eats my hands

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    1. Dearest Anonymous that totally pwned the original poster,
      You are my hero. I love you.
      Warmest Retards,
      ME!

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    2. whoops.....posted on the wrong thing.... oh well. that was supposed to go to the Nutella guy that sounded like a walking encyclopedia that pwned the anonymous nazi.

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  41. i share your pain

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  42. already been said...

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  43. I hate it when water isn't applesauce.

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  44. I hate when everytime a white person is killed by a black person and isnt racised but when a black person is killed by a white person then mostly everyone says its racist[mostly other black people] and no im not being racist especially because I didnt use all !¡!¡!¡!@%$¿?

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    1. I also hate it how black think cuz they didn't get something they say EHY IS IT CUZ IM BLACK?

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  45. I hate when evolutionists totally ignore and try to hide evidence against evolution.

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  46. EAT PIE MOTHAH FUKAS

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  47. When does the Narwhale bacon

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  48. I hate it when I'm textin and my phone decides to be a ninja, slipping through my hands and attacking my face

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    1. That is some amazing sh*t... :D only my phone turns into a pirate and starts giving my lamp lap dances.

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  49. That was so touching, I'm crying

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  50. I hate it when my carrot eats my dog

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  51. i hate it when a horse named Bob chews on my hair and explodes

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  52. i hate it wen your gf takes your nutella -.-

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  53. I hate it when people come up to me and ask me if I'm a member of the IBTC.
    IBTC- Itty Bitty Titty Comitty.

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  54. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ;D i love how i think about you guys when im asleep :)

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    1. WHOA!!!!!!!!! You posted from the FUTURE!!!! Haha,just kidding. Where are you from? Like what country. (I wanna know the time zone, 'cause I am in the U.S.A. and it is only 1:54 P.M.) you are probably asleep if you posted that at 8:57 P.M. of today... Lol.

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  55. yep, pretty much, got any "I hate" jokes?

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  56. I hate it when you get to the bottom of this page and have nothing more to do...

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  57. i hate it when i have to go to school aND GET YELLED AT CUZ I POSTING STUFF ON THIS SITW

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  58. I DO! I DO! I HATE IT WHEN PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS START HAVING S** IN MY ROOM

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  59. I hate it when my cat gets the new high score

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  60. I hate it when people talk shit about a site that their on.

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  61. Great and good are seldom found in the same man.

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  62. Why do you hate that?

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  63. i hate that im dyslexic...

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  64. I hate it when my door turns into a ninja and throws carrots at me..... _._

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  65. I hate it when I watch porn aand n ad climaxes from everywhere and ruins it

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  66. Pudding, that is all

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  67. sahil has bum sex with hsi daddy every night and then makes his mum lick the sheets

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  68. I hate it when there's no daaaaaaaaaaamn food in the whole house.

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  69. I hate it when the lawnmower leaves the toilet seat up. AGAIN!

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  70. I hate it when definite who they are don't you

    Christians 1. Atheists 0.

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  71. i like feet if you do say yes as reply

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  72. Hi guys. Find me here: http://fridamania.tumblr.com

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  73. I hate it when the comments end
    :(

    *Petey*

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  74. That was so beautiful *sob* it was a much better love story than twilight.

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  75. There was once a boy...he had a love...for trees. He faced lots of adversaty and overcame many struggles, but in the end... h had is intestines pulled out of his nostrils with a pair of toe nail clippers

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  76. WATCH OUT WE GOT A PERVERT HERE!!! ��

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  77. voldemort keeps stealing my nutella, I try to catch him but he flies away in his Turban. Can u help me catch him?

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